Almost Reality TV Worthy.....Almost

Try to place yourself in a mindset that allows you to accept the fact that I like the Kardashians. I know, this is not my finest moment but there's just something about their dang show on E! that really has me hooked. (Plus I think if they have a reality show, I should have one too.) I suppose this is why Tessa and I decided to spend most of our day at Sears, checking out their new clothing line, "The Kardashian Kollection". It's supposed to be "affordable clothing for every body type", which in theory sounds awesome, because who doesn't want to dress for less these days? 

What we didn't realize was that "affordable" meant "affordable for people like the Kardashians who probably wipe their bottoms with hundred dollar bills".  Holy expensive clothing, Batman! The dresses ranged from $79.99 to $99.99, the shirts ranged anywhere from $39.99-$49.99! And, by "any body type" they mean "anyone with curves" because if you don't have some hips you are going to be a little disappointed. Now, I'm no style expert, but I have been watching a lot of Rachel Zoe Project lately, and I think I'm getting a grasp on things: I was a little underwhelmed with the clothing, at least for those prices. But, we still had fun channeling our inner rich reality stars:

I call this the "my husband is a professional athlete so I have to dress like a ref sometimes" dress.

If I had to pick my favorite dress of the day, I'd go with this little black number: hellooooooo classy cleavage! Definitely would have purchased this sexy little number if it wasn't $100!

Are you noticing a little trend here? NO UGLY KNEE BRACE!! I've been without one for a few days now! I still have to ice and elevate and wrap it when I'm sleeping not to mention I'm still sore on a daily basis, but I am almost out of my "knee brace accessory" phase!

The shoes from the "Kollection" are AWESOME. Those were actually pretty decently priced. I'd buy a few pairs in a heartbeat, including:

Needless to say, since neither of us wipes with $100s or makes it rain in the club, we didn't purchase anything. But, on a random Wednesday with an injured knee and no extra money to spend, it was fun to play dress up and of course judge some Kardashian style....as if they don't get judged enough.